Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Moves #6
Steamy move #6: Take a step-by-step approach
Art thief Pierce Brosnan and his sexy nemesis, fraud investigator Rene Russo, don't make it all the way up to the bedroom for their passionate encounter in The Thomas Crown Affair. They begin making love on the marble floor of his foyer, then stop for more on the steps of his grand staircase.
Why it's so hot: Like the wall variety, stair sex is a case of I-must-have-you-now, combined with the unique penetration and stimulation possibilities provided by the steps (a location, by the way, that was also favored by Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business).
Staging secrets: In film versions of sex on the stairs, you often see the sexed-up couple lying down, but truth be told, this can be uncomfortable (or precarious). A better bet: Stand one step above your guy, then place whichever leg is by the railing over it. Put the hand that's closest to the railing just above that leg and use your other hand to hold onto your man's shoulder for balance. He should hold on to the railing with the hand that's nearest to it and put the other hand on your hip. If you wear gartered hose under a loose skirt, or even the garterless variety, you can sneak in a quickie on the stairs fully dressed. Talk about a stairway to heaven.
Wow this is something I never tried yet. Well I guess I am learning something from all of this as well. Now all I need is a stairway with some railing. Does anybody out there have a house with one that I could borrow?