Sunday, July 30, 2006

Wierd But True Sex Laws Part 2

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose
   to have sex on city streets.


~ In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs
   having sex on the city's airport property.


~ Women can sell items and be topless in Liverpool, England�but only in tropical
   fish stores.

Liverpool, England


~ In the state of Texas it was a misdemeanor if two men engage in
   oral sex and or anal sex.

   * The Supreme Court overruled this law in 2003.
The same law didn't apply to men
   and women engaging in the same activity with each other.


In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual
   activity with the lights on.

In the state of Utah, sex with an animal�
   unless performed for profit�is not considered
   sodomy and therefore is legal.


~ Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered species
   (except for insects) in public or private sexual displays, shows or exhibits
   depicting cross-species sex.


~ In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun
   when his female partner has an orgasm.


Birmingham, England

It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the
   steps of any church after the sun goes down"
   in Birmingham, England.


~ In the state of Washington there is a law against having
   sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including
   the wedding night).


~ A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man
   while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will
   be published in the local newspaper.


~ It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.


~ Sodomy laws have been repealed�or are ignored�in most states, but not Georgia,
   where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex.
   With his wife. With her consent. In their home.


~ An Oklahoma state representative once proposed a bill requiring that a man explain
   the dangers of pregnancy and obtain a woman's written consent before the two
   could legally engage in sexual intercourse.



~ In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while    hunting or fishing on your wedding day.


~ No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or
   sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law
   mandates that he must brush his teeth.


~ Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more
   than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you�or holding you in his arms.


~ Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of
   the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown�if they're nude.


~ An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex
   while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.


~ In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds.
   The beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room
   for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.


~ The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest
   with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may
   sleep together in the nude, nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of
   these clean, white cotton nightshirts.


~ An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex
   while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.


~ A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not
   mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.


~ In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a
   civil-service job�for men only�called a corset inspector.)


~ In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because
   "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman
   should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."


~ It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't
   allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks
   that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times
   and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.


Helena, Montana

A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't    dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on
   at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.


~ Lovers in Liberty Comer, New Jersey, should avoid    satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn
   accidentally sounds while frolicking behind the wheel of
   a motor vehicle, the couple can face a jail term.


~ A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't
   parachute on Sunday afternoons.


Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes
   in Cleveland, Ohio�the thinking is that a man might    see the reflection of something he shouldn't.



~ Maryland prohibits the selling of condoms through vending machines in gas stations
   and stores�with one major exception.
Prophylactics may be dispensed by a vending    machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
   the premises."


~ Vending-machine condom sales are banned in such states as Hawaii,
   Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.


~ In Texas, no one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other
   kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." No, not even
   physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks doing this will be
   severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing medicine."


~ Kentucky and Idaho limit condom sales to medical practitioners and licensed
   pharmacists, but their license to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where
   it can be seen by customers.


~ Maine licenses condom sellers and the license must always be on public display.




~ Nevada, with 35 legal bordellos, has no condom problem. The    use of condoms in Nevada brothels is compulsory.



~ Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating instructors from
   having sexual relations with their female students. This misdeed, called "the
   seduction of female students," is prosecuted as a felony. This statute applies
   only to male teachers. It seems female skating instructors may have sex with
   male students.


~ Authorities in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, passed a special piece of legislation
   governing sexual activities in the toll-collection booths on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
   The law, which pertains only to female toll collectors, prohibits them from engaging
   in sex with a truck driver in the confines of a booth.


~ The city fathers in Clinton, Oklahoma have banned local men from masturbating
   while observing a couple making love in the back seat of a parked car in a
   drive-in theater.


~ In North Carolina, it's illegal for a man to peep through a window at a woman�
   yet it's not against the law for a woman to peep into a room occupied by a man.
   (Nor is it a violation of the law if a man peeps at another man.)


~ Until the law was repealed in 1975, California husbands and wives could both get a
   15-year penitentiary term for engaging in certain sexual practices. They were
   specifically prohibited from engaging in any oral activities, even in the privacy of
   their own bedroom.


~ In Skullbone, Tennessee, the law bans a woman from "pleasuring a man" while
   he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle. Any man stopped and found
   with the front of his pants undone can be fined a minimum of $50 and serve 30 days
   in jail.


~ In California, adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison.


~ In Arkansas, offenders are fined a mere $20 to $100.


~ Single guys and gals caught in the act of sex in Michigan can be fined as much
   as $5,000, and they could be sentenced to as many as five years in prison.


~ Single adults in Texas who are apprehended while having sex are charged with
   a misdemeanor and given a $500 fine.


~ Branchville, South Carolina, retains an old piece of legalese covering those who
   "lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed, and cohabit together, in a public or
   non-public place." The amorous couple can be punished with a $500 fine and as   
   much as a six-month prison term.


~ Rhode Island prohibits unmarried people from partaking of bedroom activities under
   any circumstances. However, if caught, the lovers are both fined $10.


~ Unmarried adults in Arizona who decide to fool around a little are committing a
   serious felony. Anyone single, man or woman, caught having sex can be sent to
   the penitentiary for three full years.


~ South Dakota threatens a 10-year prison term for "copulation by means of mouth."


~ Utah has made this same act a misdemeanor. There, oral sex brings a six-month
   jail term and a $299 fine.


~ Rhode Island labels it an "'abominable, detestable crime against nature," and
   such activity brings a seven-to-10-year stretch in the penitentiary.


~ It is outlawed in New Mexico where participation is punishable by a $5,000 fine and
   a two-to-10-year sentence.


~ Florida chastises with a 20-year prison sentence those who take part in this act.


~ Kansas gives one month in jail and a $500 fine for anyone who gets caught with
   a Hooker.


Strange Sex Laws At Holistic Wisdom

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