So You Want To Tape Your Very Own Sexcapades? You Better Read This First

Wanna Tape Your Sexcapades? Read This First

Sure, it's entertaining to watch the stars go at it, but ever thought of videotaping you and your husband having sex? Rule number one: As Paris Hilton would likely suggest, have a really safe place to lock up the tape. And label it (using wording you'll recognize -- say, "Jen and Mark #1") so you won't accidentally pop it in the VCR when you and your kids are trying to find that tape from last weekend's ice-skating outing.

Now, as for the artistic stuff: For fun, film your fantasy. (Pizza delivery boy? Table dancer in a bar?) Also, don't take turns playing cinematographer: Get both of you in the shot by locking your camera into place with the widest angle lens you have. And keep the lighting bright but not harsh. Try replacing your lamp shade with a white paper lantern (available at housewares stores) and position the lamp just outside the frame for a soft, sexy glow.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

Taping your very own porno can be very fun. There is nothing like popping in that tape to get your sexual juices flowing and getting your partner in the mood. There is just something about watching your selves going at it that is unlike anything else

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Moves #6

Steamy move #6: Take a step-by-step approach

Art thief Pierce Brosnan and his sexy nemesis, fraud investigator Rene Russo, don't make it all the way up to the bedroom for their passionate encounter in The Thomas Crown Affair. They begin making love on the marble floor of his foyer, then stop for more on the steps of his grand staircase.

Why it's so hot: Like the wall variety, stair sex is a case of I-must-have-you-now, combined with the unique penetration and stimulation possibilities provided by the steps (a location, by the way, that was also favored by Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business).

Staging secrets: In film versions of sex on the stairs, you often see the sexed-up couple lying down, but truth be told, this can be uncomfortable (or precarious). A better bet: Stand one step above your guy, then place whichever leg is by the railing over it. Put the hand that's closest to the railing just above that leg and use your other hand to hold onto your man's shoulder for balance. He should hold on to the railing with the hand that's nearest to it and put the other hand on your hip. If you wear gartered hose under a loose skirt, or even the garterless variety, you can sneak in a quickie on the stairs fully dressed. Talk about a stairway to heaven.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

Wow this is something I never tried yet. Well I guess I am learning something from all of this as well. Now all I need is a stairway with some railing. Does anybody out there have a house with one that I could borrow?

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Moves #5

Steamy move #5: Try a taste test

The movie 91/2 Weeks is famous for the delectable scene in which Mickey Rourke has a bathrobed Kim Basinger close her eyes and sit on the kitchen floor; then he hand-feeds her a sexy smorgasbord of everything from a black olive to a strawberry. Finally he drizzles honey on her tongue and legs, then rubs it into her thighs...and the rest is left to your hungry imagination.

Why it's so hot: When your eyes are closed, all your other senses awaken. Plus, there's a tantalizing imbalance of power when one partner can see and the other one can't. So here you've got both: the sensuality of feeding and eating and the erotic power of trust.

Staging secrets: If you feel awkward suggesting new sexual positions or locations to your mate, a little food play is a less aggressive way to try something different. Paget suggests you start with a shopping trip in which you choose the foods you want to use, or in a restaurant where you give each other a taste of your meal. "Here, honey, taste this foie gras," you say as you feed it to him, letting your fingertip slip momentarily into his mouth. When you get home, try Rourke's game either with closed eyes or a blindfold: You can take turns feeding each other.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

I myself dont really like the idea of this one. I have some fierce allergies at times and the whole taste thing just will not work for me. But I can only imagine that this could be very pleasureful for the normal person.

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Moves #4

Steamy move #4: Take charge

The first time detective Michael Douglas and decadent novelist/murder suspect Sharon Stone have sex in Basic Instinct, they're in her bedroom. The fun starts with the cop on top, but then Stone pulls a switcheroo: She makes him lie on his back and ties his wrists to the headboard, then climbs on top and brings them both to climax.

Why it's so hot: So you're not a wanted criminal. No problem. The key here is for you to take control.

Staging secrets: You don't need anything fancy to try this out: A man's tie, a pair of stockings or a scarf will all work well. If you don't have bedposts, use extra-long or stretchy stockings, tying them around one leg of the bed (so that his arms are close together behind his head) or around two adjacent legs.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

I normally would really dig the idea of not being in controll. It is nice to let your woman have her way with you. Lets face it no matter if you are in controll or it is a joint partnership or if she is in controll it all feels good right. Hell no matter how you look at it sex is just good. Now that is no sex secret.

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Move #3

Steamy move #3: Start sizzling in the kitchen

As soon as Jessica Lange's husband leaves town for the day in The Postman Always Rings Twice, she finds the suspicious-but-sexy Jack Nicholson in her kitchen with one thing on his mind. She puts up a fight at first, but once he lifts her onto the butcher-block island, she sweeps knives and bread pans to the floor, and they get cookin'.

Why it's so hot: Having sex in places that are explicitly not for having sex has a forbidden quality, even if you're with your lawful husband.

Staging secrets: On a sturdy surface, you can stage it Jack's way: Have your guy sit on the edge of the table with you on his lap, facing him, and with your knees on either side of his hips. Then push him on his back. If you don't think the table in question can hold your combined weight, try this alternative from Lou Paget, author of 365 Days of Sensational Sex: Sit on the edge of the table, supporting yourself with your hands behind you, and have your guy face you. Hook your legs over his arms so that the back of your knees are in the crooks of his elbows. "This angles your body so that you can get very strong G-spot stimulation," says Paget.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

Now this is my idea of fun. I love nothing more than to send the kids away for the night and scew my woman silly in every room of the house. Of course the kitchen seems to be the most popular. But you dont have to stop there. Take your woman to the bathroom, the basement, livingroom floor, or just about anywhere that is not your usuall spot.

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Move #2

Steamy move #2: Get up against the wall, baby

A misunderstanding between Ellen Barkin and Al Pacino in Sea of Love almost derails their passion: When she slips into the bathroom to attend to some prenooky details, he assumes she's going for her gun. After the ensuing scuffle, it seems unlikely that they'll recapture their intimacy. But then the little minx pushes Pacino face-forward into the wall and caresses him from the back until he's crazy with lust...and they do it right there, standing up.

Why it's so hot: Tension in the air can translate into explosive sex, and the brusqueness of doing it standing up carries on that intensity.

Staging secrets: To get your guy up against a wall for some lovin', you can either ambush him and push him in the right direction, or you can simply lean into the wall seductively, crook your finger and say, "Come here, honey." As for doing the deed: If you're close to the same height, lean back against the wall and let him bend his knees, then slowly straighten out. Or, if you're smaller than your guy, have him lift you up and press you into the wall.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

I myself dont really like the having sex agains the wall thing. This is not even really possible with the adverage size woman unless you are pretty ripped. Contrary to popular belief the adverage woman is slightly over weight and not anything like those movie actresses.

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Move #1

Steamy move #1: Grab some backseat action

Early on in the political thriller No Way Out, Kevin Costner and Sean Young encounter each other at a Washington soiree. After some sizzling eye contact, flirtatious banter and two shots of Stoli, they leave together in a limo...and get right to it, as their chauffeur drives them past the night-lit splendor of Washington's most phallic monument.

Why it's so hot: The risk of being seen, the urgency, the close quarters, even memories of backseat teenage passion combine and combust to fuel the engine of car sex.

Staging secrets: Start out at a movie, a nightclub or a party -- and flirt with each other like crazy. When the time is right, get in the car and head for a spot where you won't be interrupted (such as a country road or a quiet alley). If you don't have a backseat big enough to stretch out in, try sliding the front passenger seat back as far as it will go. This gives you room to kneel on the floor or for you to climb onto his lap. Important: Wear a skirt -- and as little underneath as possible. You want clothing you can push out of the way rather than remove altogether (just in case you're discovered and have to regroup in a hurry).

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

I dont know how much of a secret this is. I am sure that most people out there would have to agree with me that some hot back seat action is always great. I love the excitment of possibly being caught or watched

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Diary Of A Horney Pregnant Woman

87 days to go! on Jul 9th, 2006 8:58:37 pm EST

well that's what some silly pregnancy web site i signed up for tells me! still sounds like a lot hehe.

i had to enlist j's help yesterday with some trimming of the pink bits. i haven't been able to see/reach properly so things haven't been as nice as i usually like them. so in he came with his electric razor while i stood in the tub to give me a little haircut. once the trimming was complete we had to move onto some more in depth shaving.

so for my next sexy during pregnancy move there i was lying on the bathroom floor with j between my legs shaving me! it was pretty funny. we were expecting a ton of people over for a big bbq in a few hours and the phone had been ringing a lot with last minute questions and i joked someone might call, "what you doing?" hehe

but it all paid off even though we didn't get into bed until nearly 1. the last time we had sex j was putting the moves on and i said "it's really late and i have to get up early". "it'll only take a few minutes" j said. so i sighed, jokingly, and said ok. 8 minutes later we were all happy and snuggled and ready to doze! so last night i said "it's 12:41!" and he said "8 minutes remember" with a smile. "oh yeah?" i said as he climbed between my legs sliding right in. "gee you were ready" he said.

everything felt really nice with less fuzziness and so i moved against him grinding into him and of course the bunny. i was done quickly, i've always had kick ass orgasms and my pregnancy ones are awesome but feel a bit different from normal somehow. so i took a moment to regroup and then encouraged j to have his way with me. he shuddered and collapsed beside me at 12:50. "9 minutes!" i said as if he broke some rules. "but you know, we didn't really start until 12:42" j replied. smartass
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3 nights in a row!! on Jun 26th, 2006 8:21:26 pm EST

ok well the first night wasn't really a night, he tried but i was dead tired!

j hasn't been sleeping with me since i'm a snore monster during pregnancy it seems. he's been camping out on the couch, or across the hall in the spare room. but now his parent's are here for a visit and he has no choice but to sleep with me! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA

anyhow so friday was the first night together in a while. he put some moves on but honestly i was exhausted from all the work with report cards and around the house, i was beat. so when saturday night arrived we were both ready for some loving. of course you never realise how loud vibrating toys are until you actually have to be aware of how much noise you're making! between the giggles and 'shhhhh's we managed to have some fun. i don't know if i was anxious that we might get heard or holding back to be quiet but things weren't happening for me, despite the bunny, doggie style (my fav) and some other positions. so i just let j have his way with me.

so of course i was delighted, although surprised, when he got into bed on my side last night and directly climbed between my legs. 'oh yeah?' i asked with a smile. 'yep' he said. and that was that. once again we got the bunny out but since it was a warmer night we had the little AC in the window on and what do you know it masks the sound of the bunny perfectly! we were just enjoying boring old man on top, trying to work around the belly, and i was just grinding into j hard and close while the bunny vibrated on my clit. it couldn't have been more than 30 thrusts/strokes and i was enjoying a lovely orgasm. i had to yank the bunny off since it was pretty intense. 'what do you want?' i asked j and he just replied, 'i think this is fine' and just went crazy thrusting into me. it was nice. we collapsed sweaty and happy. wonder what tonight brings
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2 beds but still fun on Jun 6th, 2006 9:08:18 pm EST

we were away for saturday night. when we opened our hotel room i heard j happily say 'yes! i get my own bed!' of course i had mixed feelings because having your own space is nice but snuggles are nice too.

when we finally went to bed after the days events i was reading in my bed and j was watching some tv in his. we had been at a wedding and i guess the loud music was making the baby move so i invited j over to feel it. it's not really at the point where he can feel it yet, guess i have the advantage of feeling it on the inside and outside. but he kissed my belly anyhow and then leaned down and kissed my pussy and said 'i'll be back for you later' it was cute.

so later came and he hopped back over to my bed and we had some oral fun, well i received some lovely tongue lashings. then i climbed on top, fully intending to slide back down and return the oral favour but i guess i got carried away and the belly wasn't in the way too much so i just rode him until he came that way. we snuggled for a bit and then he wandered back to his own bed . . . sadly, i got the wet spot
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belly intruding on Jun 6th, 2006 8:28:18 pm EST

well we finally found some time for lovin' on the weekend. saturday morning j was apparently feeling frisky and we had the time for once and i wasn't tired, since i'm in bed by about 9 lately. unfortunately, we learned that my belly is starting to impede such activities.

first we tried j on top but he complained it was in the way. so we switched to me on top but still noticed a difference. i couldn't really lay down close onto him and staying up was a bit difficult too. of course he also commented on my belly while i was up there so that probably didn't help.

eventually he told me to just get on my knees and he jumped up behind me. not that i'm complaining, i love it like that, but i found it funny since i'm pretty sure that's how our little one was made
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hungry rant on May 30th, 2006 9:38:16 pm EST

k so i need my man!

lately it seems he has a legion of reasons to not find time to have some bedroom fun with me, hockey, work, things on his mind, being stressed . . .blahblahblahblah. but in about 4 months things are going to get even more complicated around here so time is of the essence!! we have to seize the day!!! i know i may not be the hottest thing out there what with my expanding belly and all but c'mon!

so j GET YOUR ASS INTO BED WITH ME!!!!!
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Naughty Secrets

Just stumbled across this blog while I was looking for some new sex secrets for you. It read through some of the posts and found it quite interesting. I just want to see the woman that is posting this. Hopefully you will find this a good read as well. Hopefully I will have a new sex secret for you really soon.

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Males - Have Multiple Orgasms

For Men: How to Have Multiple Orgasms Part 1
Enabling a man to have multiple orgasms and keep his erection even after orgasm is simple. The problem is that learning how to do this is elusive. Many components are involved including, Tai Chi Breathing, Meditation, Chi Guiding, and finally Physical Stimulation. But we will start somewhere simple.

The answer begins with the corpus cavernosum urethræ. As a man, Yourself and your partner can practice this. After erect, stroke the kidney reflexology region of the penis at the same rate as your pulse (see illustration below... Tantra Sex ).

This will raise your pulse. You will also want the rest of your penis to be stimulated. When your pulse is as high as it can get without accellerating, move up to the liver region (the bottom half of erect penis) and repeat.

Finally, when you just cant take any more, move up to rub from the liver region to the stomach region. Do not touch the bulb or head of the penis. And stop rubbing the kidney part of the penis. Remember, you are ONLY rubbing the corpus cavernosum urethræ.

This lesson will teach the man to have an orgasm without contact to the head of the penis. This is anologous to a G-Spot Orgasm for a woman where the clitoris is NOT stimulated. The rubbing of the kidney part of the penis and the bulb will create higher ejaculation pressure. So avoiding those areas will help train you to distance your orgasm from your ejaculations.

Distancing and seperating your orgasm from your ejaculations is necessary because you will begin to learn how to have multiple orgasms without ejaculating. Hence, experience multiple male orgasms without loosing your erection.

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This is a great post. You usally hear about women and having multiple orgasms but rarely do you really hear about men and them having multiple orgasmns. Well guess what, here is another sex secret exposed. There is a technique that can be used to reach multiple orgasms for males as well.

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Some Great Sex Questions Answered

Too touchy in public

By Steve & Mia Weekender Wire Services

Q : I dearly love my boyfriend and enjoy his affection, but he has this habit of carrying things too far in public. Sometimes he puts his hands all over me. It’s embarrassing. But when I push his hands away, he gets all pouty and hurt, and the evening is ruined. How should I handle this?

A : Mia: PDA (public displays of affection) can be annoying, but he is just trying to show his “luuurve” for you. The next time he gets too friendly when you’re out on the town, sexily whisper in his ear, “Save those hands until later when I can really put them to use.”That will get him hot and bothered without hurting his feelings.

Steve: Also gently remind him that a good relationship has equal partners. our feelings are as important as his, and he shouldn’t want to make you uncomfortable.

Q : Why is it with sex, women can limit you sexually (oral, no oral, etc.), but a man has to come with the sex secrets of King Solomon?

A : Steve: King Solomon had sex secrets? Did he write them down anywhere? Honestly, no woman ever asked me for sex secrets. aybe I’m just not the kind of guy anyone would think to ask a question like that. Now you’ve depressed me.

Mia: Secrets? I think most women are just looking for the same thing as men - enthusiasm and willingness to experiment. And if you don’t get that in a partner, then I suggest you keep looking.

Q : I was at a friend’s house Saturday night to watch two boxing matches. He had several other friends there, one other woman and four men. We all chatted and had a good time.

Today, my friend told me that one of the guys is interested in me and wanted to know what my situation is. I’m 32 and single, and this guy is older than me. I’d say he’s at least 43. I am not even slightly intrigued by the guy. Should I politely tell my friend I’m not interested?

A : Steve: In a word, yes. “Mercy” dating just to appease a friend is always a bad idea.

Mia: In my experience, even the most expensive dinner tastes lousy if you’re eating it with someone you don’t like. So don’t bother. You’ll only waste an evening and annoy your friend.

Q : A few weeks ago, I farted during sex with my girlfriend. She didn’t say anything, but now I feel really weird around her, and I’m worried that she doesn’t want to have sex with me anymore. What should I do?

A : Mia: Bummer. I hope she wasn’t near the area when it happened. Unfortunately, you can’t control your body all the time, and I’m sure your girlfriend knows that. Seduce her with some really wonderful lovemaking tonight. I’m sure that will push the gas out of her mind.

Steve: Well, that’s not as bad as taking her out to a club and then flirting with someone else. It’s embarrassing, but if she doesn’t mention it, you should be fine.

Times Leader | 06/28/2006 | Too touchy in public

This is a great little colum out of the Times Leader. I will have to try and check back to this every now and again for updates. Hopefully it should be updated at least weekly. I will try and keep you up to date.

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