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Wierd But True Sex Laws Part 4

2006-07-30T11:49:00.000-07:00

~ In Limon, Costa Rica, both parties in an adulterous relationship are in for real trouble:
   Each person is subject to being beaten and drowned in punishment for their deed.

~ The law among the Tupies of Brazil stipulates that once a woman is married, she's
   required to be faithful. The same standard doesn't apply to the husband. He's allowed
   to have as many mistresses as he can afford to keep.

~ Adultery isn't always a crime in Caracas, Venezuela. It depends on how long a
   couple has been married. Anyone, male or female, can play around and not
   be prosecuted, so long as they've been married for fewer than 12 months.
   After one full year of marital bliss, the same sexual activities become serious
   criminal offenses.

~ Young women in Bogoti, Colombia, are not permitted to be out alone on the
   streets after the sun goes down. Why? Because other people might think that
   they are prostitutes. The law allows the police to arrest such suspects.

~ A widow in Paramaribo, Suriname, who plans to remarry is required by law to first
   make love with a man. The statute even specifies who should be her bed partner:
   a member of her deceased husband's immediate family.

~ The law in Montevideo, Uruguay, bans a man from making love to his wife during
   her menstrual period. Nor is he allowed even to touch her between the waist and
   the knees. Anyone who violates this law is fined and publicly administered 200
   lashes.

~ Personal revenge is allowed by law in Paraguari, Paraguay, when a man catches
   his wife in bed with someone else. He's permitted to kill his wife's lover, and
   his adulterous spouse, on the spot. But the wronged husband must take
   immediate action to be considered guiltless under this law�he isn't allowed to wait
   and do it later. On the other hand, a wife who catches her mate in bed with a lover is
   not entitled to any of these privileges.

~ The law in Durango, Mexico, governs when a couple may have sex after the
   woman's period begins. Five days must be allowed from the start of the menstrual
   flow. Seven more days must pass for "purification." A husband must not touch his
   wife in any manner with his hands. Then, after these 12 days have passed, the
   woman must bathe. Only then can the couple make love. Anyone caught violating
   this old law could receive the death penalty.

~ A bride in Ecuador had better be prepared for her wedding night. According to the
   law, the girl can be returned to her parents if her new husband determines that she
   is not a virgin.

~ When a bride is deflowered in Cali, Colombia, the law says, it must be done by
   the husband while making love. And this initial lovemaking must take place while
   the bride's mother sits close by and witnesses the activity.

~ Promiscuity isn't illegal in Valencia, Venezuela, so long as it's kept within
   certain specified boundaries. The single man or woman, says the law, shouldn't
   ever have sex with anyone who's deformed or who is known to be an "idiot."

~ Single women in Costa Rica are banned from all forms of sex. Activities specifically
   prohibited by the law include prostitution, fornication, and "any kind of lewd activities
   or behavior" with a man.

~ A law found in Santa Cruz, Bolivia, won't allow a man of any age to engage in sex
   with certain relatives and other people. Specific taboo relatives include the man's
   mother and his mother's sister. Nor may he have a sexual relationship with an
   unrelated woman and her daughter at the same time.

~ The Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini was apparently a man much obsessed with
   unique sexual legislation. According to one of the great Ayatollah's decrees,
   lovemaking during times of fasting was illegal in Iran. His edict read, "Coitus
   invalidates the fast, even if the penis has penetrated the vagina only as far as
   the circumcision scar, and even if ejaculation does not occur. If the penis does
   not penetrate up to the circumcision scar, and no ejaculation takes place, the fast
   is valid."

~ Lawmakers in Jordan have legislated what they consider to be the most
   desirable amount of sexual activity between married couples. A husband, they order,
   is to make love "with the wife at least once every four months."

~ In Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates, the police can arrest a person for "committing
   an action that would be harmful to the general public." This might be the official
   charge for something as harmless as kissing a woman on her cheek in a public
   place. The penalty is 10 days in jail for both the kisser and the kissee. Also, adultery
   in Abu Dhabi is punishable by death.

~ According to Lebanese law, a woman must be executed for fornicating with
   any animal� wild or domesticated.

~ Saudi Arabia treats adulterers with firmness. Both of the guilty parties are quickly
   picked up by the authorities. They are securely tied in a cloth sack and stoned to
death. Or the penalty for adultery might be somewhat more humane, according to
   the way the Saudis look at things. The guilty woman may be shot in front of her
   illicit lover, who is then publicly beheaded.

~ Conviction of adultery in an Islamic court depends entirely on the testimony of four
   male witnesses or eight female witnesses. Or an accused woman can condemn
   herself. All she must do is stand and admit three times that she actually committed
   the criminal act.

~ "Sperm is always impure," decreed the Ayatollah Khomeini, "whether it comes
   from coitus or from involuntary emissions while asleep." Therefore, Iranians are forced
   by law to go through ablution�or the ritualistic washing away of impurities as in
   a religious rite�after being involved in certain kinds of sexual activities.
   (Ablution isn't necessary, however, if the sperm stays inside the woman's vagina
   after lovemaking is completed.) According to Iranian law, a man is required to perform
   his ablutions if he ejaculates while having sexual relations with an animal.

~ Citizens of most Middle Eastern countries are forbidden to eat lamb under certain
   circumstances covered by Islamic law. The law reads, "After having sexual relations
   with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

~ In Oman, if a man has sex with a camel, a cow, or a ewe, the law says that the
   animal's milk becomes impure and is no longer suitable for human consumption.
   Oman law requires that the animal must immediately be killed and then burned.
   The person who sodomized the beast is required to pay its owner the dead animal's
   full market value.

~ According to Lebanese law, a woman must be executed for fornicating with any
   animal�wild or domesticated.

~ The law in Iran actually suggests that sex play by their male population "with wild
   animals is not recommended, especially with a lioness." What is recommended
   instead is coitus with domesticated animals such as dogs, cats, donkeys, lambs
   and, yes, of all things�pigeons.

~ Sodomy is also commonplace in parts of the Middle East. Again, special legislation
   can be found in Iran to cover this form of sexual activity. The law declares that if a
   man's penis fully penetrates another man's anus, ablution is also a necessity, but
   this time for both parties to the sex act.

~ Kuwait covers all the bases when it comes to sexual feelings. It's illegal there for
   a married man to glance at another woman "in a sensual manner." Nor can any
   male, married or single, lustfully look at a statue of a female or at a female animal.

~ In Syria, a man is forbidden to "look at the body of a woman who is not his wife
   under any circumstances. It is also forbidden for a woman to look at the body of
   a man who is not her husband. It is forbidden to look at the genitals of others, even
   in the mirror or in a pool's reflection."

~ According to Iranian law, Islamic religious laws "must be obeyed and carried out
   by all�without exception and without argument. There is no other right, no other
   duty but obedience." This Middle Eastern country's Retribution Bill details
   the punishments for sex-related crimes such as fornication, homosexual
   activity, prostitution, and being a pimp. Each of these is punishable by death.
   Public morality is strictly enforced. Any man or woman even accused of adultery
   is shot.

~ Prostitution is a serious criminal offense in Yemen. Transgressors are simply
   rounded up and publicly beheaded.

~ No type of contraceptive may be brought into Saudi Arabia under any circumstances.
   The passage of legislation banning contraceptives quickly followed a World
   Moslem League ruling that "birth control was invented by the enemies of Islam."
   Anyone caught smuggling condoms, other contraceptive devices, or birth-control
   pills into the country is punished with a term of six months in prison. Even
   physicians are thoroughly covered by Middle Eastern law when it comes to
   checking a woman's pubic area.

~ Lawmakers in Bahrain have decreed that a male doctor can legally examine a
   woman's genitals. But any examination must be done indirectly. Says the law,
   "If a doctor must touch a woman's genitalia for medical reasons, he must not
   look directly at her genitals. He may do this only by seeing their reflection in a
   mirror."

~ Egypt has an unusual piece of legislation that prohibits a woman from belly
   dancing unless her navel is covered with gauze. Technically, according to this law,
   a female in Egypt may dance in public while wearing absolutely nothing more than
   a piece of gauze on her belly button.

~ Colonel Muammar el Qaddafi's Libya has a scale of prices to be paid for
   prospective wives by eligible single men. They must be willing to pay the equivalent
   of as much as $35,000, a handful of gold coins, one healthy camel, and a number
   of sheep. All of these things go to the bride-to-be's father. Many Libyan males who
   can't afford these prices travel to Egypt and Tunisia, where a wife can be had for
   around $200.

~ The law in Doha, Qatar, requires that if a naked Muslim woman is surprised by a
   man while bathing or dressing, she must first cover her face, not her body.

~ In King Ibn Saud's Saudi Arabia, rapists are held in jail until Friday of each week
   (Friday in Saudi Arabia is the Sabbath). They are then taken from the jail and
   dragged to the town square. Each rapist is unceremoniously beheaded right
   after the midday prayers are concluded.

~ No unmarried woman in Qatar is allowed to give birth. Such a woman is banned
   from using any hospital in the region. Nor can she receive any kind of medical
   assistance. A pregnant female who happens to be single must either flee the
   country or do the best she can by going it alone.

~ A rigorous code of Muslim sexual behavior was passed down by Iran's
   Ayatollah Khomeini. His followers in Iran and throughout the Middle East uphold
   these as holy laws to be applied sternly. They are to be obeyed and are not
   subject to change. Here are a number of Khomeini's most unusual sex-related laws.

           What does a person who isn't able to hide his or her genitals with "anything in
           particular when undressed" do? The hand is a suitable covering, according to the            law.

           Eating the meat of donkeys, horses, or mules is against the law if the animal
           when alive was sodomized by a Muslim man. If this transpired, the animal
           must immediately "be taken outside the city and sold."

           The law in Doha, Qatar, requires that if a naked Muslim woman is surprised
           by a man while bathing or dressing, she must first cover her face, not her body.

           A man who perspires when he ejaculates doesn't have to worry according to
           Muslim law. His sweat isn't impure, but he's not allowed to pray so long as
           his clothing or body are still sweaty.

           What must a Muslim man do who makes love to his wife when he should
           be abstaining? The fellow is required to avoid praying so long as he feels or
           looks as if he is still sweating from the illicit activity.

           The law clearly states that a Muslim man can't marry a woman who was
           breast-fed as a baby by his grandmother or his mother.

           Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. The person            undertaking the cleansing ritual commits a serious violation of the law if he
           or she sneaks a peek. The sex organs of a dead person must always be
           covered with a brick or a piece of wood during the ritual.

          A Muslim man who makes love to his aunt isn't allowed to marry her daughters,           his first cousins. But a man who marries his first cousin and then commits
          adultery with her mother can't get an annulment. A Muslim man who gets
          married and then makes love to his wife is somewhat restrained insofar as his
          future sex life. He is strictly prohibited from making love to his wife's daughter or
          granddaughter, even if they are hers by a previous marriage.

          Muslim males are also banned from marrying their own mother, sister,
          stepmother, or mother-in-law. Nor may they make love to their wife's paternal
          or maternal grandmothers or her great-grandmothers.

          When a Muslim woman begins to menstruate while having sex, the man
          must immediately withdraw. If he can't and ejaculates instead, the fellow must,
          per the law, donate money to the poor. If he can�t afford this, then something,
          however little, must be given to a beggar on the streets. Should this not be
          possible, the man then must, as a last resort, beg for God's forgiveness.

          Marriage contracts commonly guarantee a wife's virginity in the Middle East.
          If the woman turns out not to be a virgin as promised, the husband may have
          their marriage annulled.

          A Muslim husband is in serious trouble if he's incapable of making love to his wife.
          Under these circumstances, she's allowed by law to have the marriage annulled,
          and the husband is required to pay her damages (one-half of the dowry as spelled
          out in the marriage contract).

          A married Muslim woman who is caught committing adultery must be sternly
          repudiated by her husband. After the husband finally divorces the unfaithful           woman, however, he must pay her the full amount of her dowry.

          No Muslim wife may refuse or even ignore her husband's sexual advances.
          Any woman who does is to be judged guilty and can't get food, clothing, and a
          place to live from him. Nor can such a woman ask her husband to have sex with
          her in the future. However, should they divorce, he must pay her damages
          that constitute part or all of her dowry.

~ In recent decades, China has indoctrinated its citizens to ignore their sexual interests.
   Transgressors are severely chastised. Is prostitution punished? Yes! And with heavy
   penalties. Nevertheless, officially speaking, there are no laws against prostitution
   anywhere in Red China. Why? Because, according to a member of the Communist
   Chinese Foreign Ministry in Beijing, "There is no prostitution in China. However, we do
   have some women who make love for money."

~ Bestiality laws in Bangkok, Thailand? There are none. Any man who "forcibly subdues
   and has sexual intercourse" with a female dog is merely charged with Cruelty to
   animals." The culprit is fined a small amount of money. If the female dog happens to
   be in heat, the fine is slightly higher.

~ In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.
   (An asbestos one we presume.)

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Wierd But True Sex Laws Part 3

2006-07-30T11:46:00.000-07:00

~ In Nevada prostitution is legal.

~ A man can be incarcerated for from one-to-10 years in an Arizona or
   Washington, D.C., prison for causing his wife to be a prostitute.

~ A man can also get 10 years in Arkansas and 20 years in Maine and Michigan
   for placing "his spouse in a brothel." In Missouri, it's a "high misdemeanor" for a fellow
   to "force" his wife to sell sexual services on the streets.

~ Don't import an Asian woman and make her a prostitute in California. If you're
   caught, you could get a year in prison and a $500 fine.

~ Buckfield, Maine, has a rather unusual law regarding cab drivers and sex. The
   legislation declares that no taxi driver "will be allowed" to charge a fare to any
   passenger who gives him sexual favors" in return for a ride home from a nightclub
   or other "establishment which serves alcoholic beverages," or any "place of
   business" selling liquor.

~ Carlsbad, New Mexico, retains a law making it illegal under certain conditions
   for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work.
   The car or van must have tightly drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking
   inside while the activity is taking place.

~ An old law in Cattle Creek, Colorado bans a man or his wife from making love
   while bathing in any lake, river or stream.

~ It's against the law in Beanville, Vermont, for a road map to be printed and sold or
   given away if it contains advertising of a "lewd or lascivious nature." The ban
   specifically includes ads for massage parlors and hot tubs, as both are believed to
   be of a "sensual bent."

~ It's against the law to make love to a virgin, whatever the circumstances, anywhere
   in the state of Washington. According to the wording of the legislation, it's a major
   crime even to marry and then spend the night with a virgin bride in that city.

~ In Anniston, Alabama an old ordinance bans women from using promises of
   certain physical activities to pay off a bet on a match they are playing. Nor may
   they initiate sex while hanging around a pool hall.

~ Women who go out on the streets alone at night in Kansas City, Kansas,
   can be arrested under an obscure 1901 city ordinance. Any unattended females
   can be picked up by the police if they are "in the streets or any public place
   without lawful business and without giving a good accounting of themselves."

~ The city of Cottonwood, Arizona banned people from having sex in a vehicle with
   "flat wheels." If the vehicle with flat wheels is parked, and you're caught making
   love in the front seat, it's a $25 fine. But if you're caught playing around while in the
   back seat, the fine is doubled.

~ Connecticut still retains an old law forbidding any kind of "private sexual
   behavior between consenting adults." This odd law makes absolutely no
   distinction between married and single couples.

~ The Louisiana House of Representatives hurriedly approved a unique anti-streaking
   law. Under it, streakers can be sentenced to five years in the state penitentiary
   and given a $2,000 fine for streaking "while intending to arouse the desires of minors."   Streaking with only the "intent of arousing sexual desire" brings a violator a $100 fine
   and one year in prison.

~ In Nebraska, buggery, or anal copulation, can bring a whopping 20 years in
   the penitentiary. And buggery in Pennsylvania can bring transgressors a $5,000
   fine and 10 years at hard labor.

~ South Carolina's Code of Laws 16-412 includes "the abominable crime of buggery."
   A $500 fine and five years in prison are the punishment.

~ Buggery in Maryland brings a one-to-10-year prison term.

~ Anyone in Kansas caught engaging in this activity (anal sex) draws a maximum
   sentence of six months in jail.

~ Indiana and Wyoming both have laws against anyone's enticing, alluring, instigating,
   or helping a person under 21 to masturbate. This activity is known in legal circles
   as an act of "self pollution."

~ Michigan law prescribes five years in prison for a man who engages "in acts of
   gross indecency, either in public or private." This includes mutual masturbation
   by two men or the simple act of solitary masturbation.

~ New Jersey law threatens men with a three-year sentence for "mutual masturbation."
   The law covers anyone "who, in private, is a party to an act of lewdness or
   sexual indecency with another."

~ No one may have sex while riding in the sidecar of a motorcycle in Norfolk, Virginia,
   where an old ordinance outlaws anyone from doing so while cruising down a
   city street.

~ Procuring or employing an Alabama girl from 10 to 18 years old for prostitution brings
   a relatively mild $300 to $500 fine and six months in jail.

~ Prostitutes in South Dakota are still prohibited from plying their trade out of a
   covered wagon.

~ It's "an excusable act of passion" in Colombia, South America, for a man to murder
   his wayward wife when he finds the woman in bed with her lover. If the
   husband "personally witnesses the corrupt sexual activity," he's allowed to shoot
   his unfaithful spouse. Such adultery-related homicides aren't even prosecuted.

~ Censorship laws in Brazil are strict. Explicit guidelines govern pornography.
   No newspaper, magazine, or book is allowed to discuss any aspect of homosexuality.
   Pictures of nude couples can't be included in any publication. No photographs even
   "suggesting" sexual activity are allowed. Banned, too, are photos of women attired
   in bikinis or short-shorts. And no more than one bare female breast may legally
   be shown on any given page of a newspaper, magazine, book, or other publication.

~ The use of chili sauce and similar hot spices on jail and prison food is outlawed in Peru.
   An edict was handed down by the Interior Minister because these items were claimed
   to "have aphrodisiac qualities" and would "arouse sexual desires."

~ Don't try to fool around while skinny-dipping anywhere near Georgetown, Guyana.
   Getting caught while bathing in the nude is punishable with a coat of fresh paint.
   The bathers are then taken to the outskirts of Georgetown and left to fend
   for themselves. The law is even tougher in its effort to discourage people from having
   sex while skinny-dipping. The lovers are first given a coat of paint, then both parties
   "will be attached to an ass and taken on a tour of the village." Finally, they'll be
   dropped at the edge of town and told in no uncertain terms to not bother coming
   back.

~ Sodomy has long been a serious offense in Peru. A person who has engaged in it
   is first dragged through the streets on a rope. Hanging comes next. Finally, the
   corpse is burned while fully clothed.

~ Cautin Province in Chile has an edict banning the hanging on the walls of Playboy
   centerfolds and other sexy pinups in any home or public building. The reason
   according to this decree? "It's more worthwhile to admire a good landscape than
   a photograph of a naked woman."

~ In Paramaribo, Suriname, a man who rapes a single woman won't be punished�
   if the rape victim agrees to marry her attacker.

~ Featherbeds were long ago outlawed in Buenos Aires, Argentina because "such
   an indulgence induces and encourages lascivious feelings."

~ The alpaca (a variety of llama) appears to be the most popular four-legged bedmate
  for many single Peruvian guys. So prevalent, apparently, is this sexual deviance that
   an old law still outlaws the activity. Unmarried young men are prohibited from even
   having a female alpaca live in their homes or apartments.

~ The law in Guatemala pulls no punches in dealing with single women who have
   been accused of illicit lovemaking. Supposed female "fornicators," when seen in
   the streets, are to be stopped, spat upon, and beaten by the citizens of the
   community Single men aren't punished at all when they've been caught in the act.

~ It's against the law in Belize for any man to have sex with or marry his own aunt.
   Masked vigilantes are allowed to take the law into their own hands and severely
   punish the lawbreaker, who is tied to a tree and then flogged.

~ Passionate kissing in public places has been outlawed in Sorocaba, Brazil. The
   specific kind of kiss that was banned was "the cinematographic kiss, in which
   salivas mix to swell the sensuality."

~ Panama doesn't mess around when it comes to homosexuals and homosexuality.
   The law declares, "If any one of these males who commit this vile practice against
   nature with other males, he shall be degraded, and shall remain in perpetual exile."
   The penalty meted out for homosexual behavior is castration. The law also covers
   people who aren't homosexual themselves but associate with homosexuals. "Guilt
   by association" brings a penalty of a shaven head, one hundred lashes, and
   banishment.

~ The law in Honduras doesn't prohibit homosexuality, yet neither does it condone
   the practice. Sodomy, however, is strictly banned regardless of whether it's
   homosexual or heterosexual.

~ A man in Matagalpa, Nicaragua, is required by law to divorce his wife as soon as
   he discovers that she's committed adultery. He's in serious trouble should he fail to
   do so; the hapless husband may then be prosecuted for his unwillingness to take
   the proper and necessary course of action. A wife, on the other hand, is not permitted
   to divorce her husband when he's caught in bed with another woman. Such things
   are simply to be expected when it comes to men, says the law.

~ Peru still keeps on the books an old piece of legislation that dates all the way
   back to 1583. Passed by the Third Provisional Council of Lima, it states, "If there
   is anyone among you who commits sodomy, sinning with another man, or with a boy,
   or with a beast...Let it be known that it carries the death penalty."

~ In Uruguay, a husband who catches his spouse in bed with another man is given
   an option under the current law. He has the right to kill both the wayward wife and
   her lover�or he can choose to slice off his wife's nose and castrate her lover.

~ It's a violation of the law in Valparaiso, Chile, for any man to marry a certain kind
   of woman�he must never take for his bride a woman who has committed adultery.
   Such a woman is to be condemned forever.

~ A married woman in La Paz, Bolivia, is not allowed to drink more than a tiny bit of
   wine. One who does is considered by law to be morally and sexually lax, and
   her husband may divorce her for one sip too many.

~ A married woman in Venezuela may be accused of committing adultery, but a
   simple unsubstantiated accusation isn't enough to merit her punishment. All the
   woman has to do is "swear" her innocence and she's cleared of all charges.

~ Masturbation is outlawed in French Guiana because of the "danger it presents to
   the masturbator." The law notes that such a physical act "is recognized as a
   common cause of insanity." Ridiculous? Well, it wasn't but a few years ago that
   young people in the United States were taught that masturbation would make them
   go blind!

~ El Salvador certainly isn't the best place for a married woman to have a fling.
   Any "married woman who lies with the male who is not her husband" can get a
   six-year prison term and a $30 fine. The amount of the fine is awarded to the
   woman's husband as his indemnity!

~ A husband in Honduras is guilty of adultery only when he has a mistress and when
   he "keeps her in a notorious manner."

~ A person can be arrested in San Jose, Costa Rica, for "keeping a common
   bawdy house." Or he or she may be charged with "keeping a place...for the
   practice of indecency."

~ A woman can legally be a prostitute in Santa Cruz, Bolivia. But it's against the law
   for a prostitute to solicit customers on the streets or in other public places.

~ Having sex with a relative is a serious infraction in Santa Ana, El Salvador.
   Anyone who violates this law is punished either by exile or by hanging.

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Wierd But True Sex Laws Part 2

2006-07-30T11:44:00.000-07:00

~ A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose
   to have sex on city streets.

~ In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs
   having sex on the city's airport property.

~ Women can sell items and be topless in Liverpool, England�but only in tropical
   fish stores.

Liverpool, England

~ In the state of Texas it was a misdemeanor if two men engage in
   oral sex and or anal sex.

   * The Supreme Court overruled this law in 2003. The same law didn't apply to men
   and women engaging in the same activity with each other.

~ In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual
   activity with the lights on.

~ In the state of Utah, sex with an animal�
   unless performed for profit�is not considered
   sodomy and therefore is legal.

~ Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered species
   (except for insects) in public or private sexual displays, shows or exhibits
   depicting cross-species sex.

~ In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun
   when his female partner has an orgasm.

Birmingham, England

~ It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the
   steps of any church after the sun goes down"
   in Birmingham, England.

~ In the state of Washington there is a law against having
   sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including
   the wedding night).

~ A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man
   while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will
   be published in the local newspaper.

~ It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

~ Sodomy laws have been repealed�or are ignored�in most states, but not Georgia,
   where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex.
   With his wife. With her consent. In their home.

~ An Oklahoma state representative once proposed a bill requiring that a man explain
   the dangers of pregnancy and obtain a woman's written consent before the two
   could legally engage in sexual intercourse.

~ In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while    hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

~ No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or
   sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law
   mandates that he must brush his teeth.

~ Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more
   than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you�or holding you in his arms.

~ Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of
   the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown�if they're nude.

~ An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex
   while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

~ In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds.
   The beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room
   for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.

~ The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest
   with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may
   sleep together in the nude, nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of
   these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

~ An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex
   while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

~ A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not
   mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

~ In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a
   civil-service job�for men only�called a corset inspector.)

~ In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because
   "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman
   should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

~ It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't
   allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks
   that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times
   and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

Helena, Montana

~ A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't    dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on
   at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

~ Lovers in Liberty Comer, New Jersey, should avoid    satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn
   accidentally sounds while frolicking behind the wheel of
   a motor vehicle, the couple can face a jail term.

~ A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't
   parachute on Sunday afternoons.

~ Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes
   in Cleveland, Ohio�the thinking is that a man might    see the reflection of something he shouldn't.

~ Maryland prohibits the selling of condoms through vending machines in gas stations
   and stores�with one major exception. Prophylactics may be dispensed by a vending    machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
   the premises."

~ Vending-machine condom sales are banned in such states as Hawaii,
   Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.

~ In Texas, no one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other
   kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." No, not even
   physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks doing this will be
   severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing medicine."

~ Kentucky and Idaho limit condom sales to medical practitioners and licensed
   pharmacists, but their license to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where
   it can be seen by customers.

~ Maine licenses condom sellers and the license must always be on public display.

~ Nevada, with 35 legal bordellos, has no condom problem. The    use of condoms in Nevada brothels is compulsory.

~ Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating instructors from
   having sexual relations with their female students. This misdeed, called "the
   seduction of female students," is prosecuted as a felony. This statute applies
   only to male teachers. It seems female skating instructors may have sex with
   male students.

~ Authorities in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, passed a special piece of legislation
   governing sexual activities in the toll-collection booths on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
   The law, which pertains only to female toll collectors, prohibits them from engaging
   in sex with a truck driver in the confines of a booth.

~ The city fathers in Clinton, Oklahoma have banned local men from masturbating
   while observing a couple making love in the back seat of a parked car in a
   drive-in theater.

~ In North Carolina, it's illegal for a man to peep through a window at a woman�
   yet it's not against the law for a woman to peep into a room occupied by a man.
   (Nor is it a violation of the law if a man peeps at another man.)

~ Until the law was repealed in 1975, California husbands and wives could both get a
   15-year penitentiary term for engaging in certain sexual practices. They were
   specifically prohibited from engaging in any oral activities, even in the privacy of
   their own bedroom.

~ In Skullbone, Tennessee, the law bans a woman from "pleasuring a man" while
   he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle. Any man stopped and found
   with the front of his pants undone can be fined a minimum of $50 and serve 30 days
   in jail.

~ In California, adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison.

~ In Arkansas, offenders are fined a mere $20 to $100.

~ Single guys and gals caught in the act of sex in Michigan can be fined as much
   as $5,000, and they could be sentenced to as many as five years in prison.

~ Single adults in Texas who are apprehended while having sex are charged with
   a misdemeanor and given a $500 fine.

~ Branchville, South Carolina, retains an old piece of legalese covering those who
   "lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed, and cohabit together, in a public or
   non-public place." The amorous couple can be punished with a $500 fine and as
   much as a six-month prison term.

~ Rhode Island prohibits unmarried people from partaking of bedroom activities under
   any circumstances. However, if caught, the lovers are both fined $10.

~ Unmarried adults in Arizona who decide to fool around a little are committing a
   serious felony. Anyone single, man or woman, caught having sex can be sent to
   the penitentiary for three full years.

~ South Dakota threatens a 10-year prison term for "copulation by means of mouth."

~ Utah has made this same act a misdemeanor. There, oral sex brings a six-month
   jail term and a $299 fine.

~ Rhode Island labels it an "'abominable, detestable crime against nature," and
   such activity brings a seven-to-10-year stretch in the penitentiary.

~ It is outlawed in New Mexico where participation is punishable by a $5,000 fine and
   a two-to-10-year sentence.

~ Florida chastises with a 20-year prison sentence those who take part in this act.

~ Kansas gives one month in jail and a $500 fine for anyone who gets caught with
   a Hooker.

Strange Sex Laws At Holistic Wisdom

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Wierd But True Sex Laws Part 1

2006-07-30T11:42:00.000-07:00

~ In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine
   is illegal.

~ In Tibet, many years ago, the law required all
   women prostitute themselves. This was seen as
   a way to gain sexual experience prior to marriage.

~ "Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute
   "private parts" under state law.

~ The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists and adulterers with castration.
   Female adulterers were merely cut in two.

~ The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

~ The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special
    law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman
    pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the
    male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting
    male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her
    orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her
    robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her
    genitals.

~ In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

~ There is, in fact, an Illinois law that prohibits a number of things�one of which is
   a public erection, another is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public
   erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition
   against nude dancing has.

~ In 100 A.D., the Teutons, an Germanic tribe, would punish anyone caught as a
   prostitute by suffocating them in excrement.

~ The vow of a Roman vestal virgin lasted 30 years. If she engaged in sex before then,
   she was punished by being buried alive.

~ In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to
   see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were
   considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than
   her husband.

~ The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones.

~ In China, women are prohibited from walking around a
   hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only
   while in the bathroom.

~ The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex
   on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.

~ In Pompeii, a special law was directed at prostitutes.
   They had to dye their hair either blue, red or yellow in order
   to be able to work.

~ In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss
   other humans.

~ Six thousand years ago, Egyptians, the first to punish sex crimes with castration,
   would completely castrate a male convicted of rape. A women found guilty of
   adultery would find herself without a nose, the thinking being that without a nose,
   it would be harder to find someone to share in her adulterous ways.

~ In Krakow, Poland it's not only a crime to have sex with animals, but three-time
   offenders are shot in the head.

~ Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for
    denying a husband sex.

~ In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
   machines with one exception�prophylactics may
   be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
   where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption
   on the premises."

~ While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning),
   Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed
   and a large radish was shoved up their rectum.

~ In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a
   chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts,
   flattery or a promise of marriage."

~ In Nepal, Bangladesh and Macao it is against the law to view movies containing
   simulated lovemaking or the pubic area of men and women. The law also does not
   allow kisses to be shown in any film that includes actors from these three countries.

~ It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.

~ An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to
   join the opera.

~ There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and
   deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.

~ Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

~ In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but
   may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover may be killed in any
   manner desired.

~ An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to
   join the opera.

~ In Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description
   of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in
   a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."

~ During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you'd be burned at the stake,
   along with the other party to your crime.

~ As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah,
   Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia,
   Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts,
   Rhode Island and Washington D.C.

~ In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have
  sexual intercourse with a live fish. Dead ones are apparently
  alright!?!

~ In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act
   takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

~ In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front
   of a man's picture.

~ An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing
   suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two
   officers or unless she be armed with a club."

~ The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position.
   Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

~ In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's
   permission.

~ It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business
   wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

~ In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without
   a permit.

~ Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
   animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
   expressly forbidden.

Strange Sex Laws At Holistic Wisdom

This is the first of a four part series on strange sex laws. This site has a shit load of them and I would like to post them all for you to see. They also have a lot of interesting sex toys and other fun adult novelties.

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So You Want To Tape Your Very Own Sexcapades? You Better Read This First

2006-07-13T03:10:00.000-07:00

Wanna Tape Your Sexcapades? Read This First

Sure, it's entertaining to watch the stars go at it, but ever thought of videotaping you and your husband having sex? Rule number one: As Paris Hilton would likely suggest, have a really safe place to lock up the tape. And label it (using wording you'll recognize -- say, "Jen and Mark #1") so you won't accidentally pop it in the VCR when you and your kids are trying to find that tape from last weekend's ice-skating outing.

Now, as for the artistic stuff: For fun, film your fantasy. (Pizza delivery boy? Table dancer in a bar?) Also, don't take turns playing cinematographer: Get both of you in the shot by locking your camera into place with the widest angle lens you have. And keep the lighting bright but not harsh. Try replacing your lamp shade with a white paper lantern (available at housewares stores) and position the lamp just outside the frame for a soft, sexy glow.

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Taping your very own porno can be very fun. There is nothing like popping in that tape to get your sexual juices flowing and getting your partner in the mood. There is just something about watching your selves going at it that is unlike anything else

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Moves #6

2006-07-13T03:08:00.000-07:00

Steamy move #6: Take a step-by-step approach

Art thief Pierce Brosnan and his sexy nemesis, fraud investigator Rene Russo, don't make it all the way up to the bedroom for their passionate encounter in The Thomas Crown Affair. They begin making love on the marble floor of his foyer, then stop for more on the steps of his grand staircase.

Why it's so hot: Like the wall variety, stair sex is a case of I-must-have-you-now, combined with the unique penetration and stimulation possibilities provided by the steps (a location, by the way, that was also favored by Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business).

Staging secrets: In film versions of sex on the stairs, you often see the sexed-up couple lying down, but truth be told, this can be uncomfortable (or precarious). A better bet: Stand one step above your guy, then place whichever leg is by the railing over it. Put the hand that's closest to the railing just above that leg and use your other hand to hold onto your man's shoulder for balance. He should hold on to the railing with the hand that's nearest to it and put the other hand on your hip. If you wear gartered hose under a loose skirt, or even the garterless variety, you can sneak in a quickie on the stairs fully dressed. Talk about a stairway to heaven.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

Wow this is something I never tried yet. Well I guess I am learning something from all of this as well. Now all I need is a stairway with some railing. Does anybody out there have a house with one that I could borrow?

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Moves #5

2006-07-13T03:06:00.000-07:00

Steamy move #5: Try a taste test

The movie 91/2 Weeks is famous for the delectable scene in which Mickey Rourke has a bathrobed Kim Basinger close her eyes and sit on the kitchen floor; then he hand-feeds her a sexy smorgasbord of everything from a black olive to a strawberry. Finally he drizzles honey on her tongue and legs, then rubs it into her thighs...and the rest is left to your hungry imagination.

Why it's so hot: When your eyes are closed, all your other senses awaken. Plus, there's a tantalizing imbalance of power when one partner can see and the other one can't. So here you've got both: the sensuality of feeding and eating and the erotic power of trust.

Staging secrets: If you feel awkward suggesting new sexual positions or locations to your mate, a little food play is a less aggressive way to try something different. Paget suggests you start with a shopping trip in which you choose the foods you want to use, or in a restaurant where you give each other a taste of your meal. "Here, honey, taste this foie gras," you say as you feed it to him, letting your fingertip slip momentarily into his mouth. When you get home, try Rourke's game either with closed eyes or a blindfold: You can take turns feeding each other.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

I myself dont really like the idea of this one. I have some fierce allergies at times and the whole taste thing just will not work for me. But I can only imagine that this could be very pleasureful for the normal person.

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Moves #4

2006-07-13T02:57:00.000-07:00

Steamy move #4: Take charge

The first time detective Michael Douglas and decadent novelist/murder suspect Sharon Stone have sex in Basic Instinct, they're in her bedroom. The fun starts with the cop on top, but then Stone pulls a switcheroo: She makes him lie on his back and ties his wrists to the headboard, then climbs on top and brings them both to climax.

Why it's so hot: So you're not a wanted criminal. No problem. The key here is for you to take control.

Staging secrets: You don't need anything fancy to try this out: A man's tie, a pair of stockings or a scarf will all work well. If you don't have bedposts, use extra-long or stretchy stockings, tying them around one leg of the bed (so that his arms are close together behind his head) or around two adjacent legs.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

I normally would really dig the idea of not being in controll. It is nice to let your woman have her way with you. Lets face it no matter if you are in controll or it is a joint partnership or if she is in controll it all feels good right. Hell no matter how you look at it sex is just good. Now that is no sex secret.

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Move #3

2006-07-13T02:54:00.000-07:00

Steamy move #3: Start sizzling in the kitchen

As soon as Jessica Lange's husband leaves town for the day in The Postman Always Rings Twice, she finds the suspicious-but-sexy Jack Nicholson in her kitchen with one thing on his mind. She puts up a fight at first, but once he lifts her onto the butcher-block island, she sweeps knives and bread pans to the floor, and they get cookin'.

Why it's so hot: Having sex in places that are explicitly not for having sex has a forbidden quality, even if you're with your lawful husband.

Staging secrets: On a sturdy surface, you can stage it Jack's way: Have your guy sit on the edge of the table with you on his lap, facing him, and with your knees on either side of his hips. Then push him on his back. If you don't think the table in question can hold your combined weight, try this alternative from Lou Paget, author of 365 Days of Sensational Sex: Sit on the edge of the table, supporting yourself with your hands behind you, and have your guy face you. Hook your legs over his arms so that the back of your knees are in the crooks of his elbows. "This angles your body so that you can get very strong G-spot stimulation," says Paget.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

Now this is my idea of fun. I love nothing more than to send the kids away for the night and scew my woman silly in every room of the house. Of course the kitchen seems to be the most popular. But you dont have to stop there. Take your woman to the bathroom, the basement, livingroom floor, or just about anywhere that is not your usuall spot.

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Move #2

2006-07-13T02:51:00.000-07:00

Steamy move #2: Get up against the wall, baby

A misunderstanding between Ellen Barkin and Al Pacino in Sea of Love almost derails their passion: When she slips into the bathroom to attend to some prenooky details, he assumes she's going for her gun. After the ensuing scuffle, it seems unlikely that they'll recapture their intimacy. But then the little minx pushes Pacino face-forward into the wall and caresses him from the back until he's crazy with lust...and they do it right there, standing up.

Why it's so hot: Tension in the air can translate into explosive sex, and the brusqueness of doing it standing up carries on that intensity.

Staging secrets: To get your guy up against a wall for some lovin', you can either ambush him and push him in the right direction, or you can simply lean into the wall seductively, crook your finger and say, "Come here, honey." As for doing the deed: If you're close to the same height, lean back against the wall and let him bend his knees, then slowly straighten out. Or, if you're smaller than your guy, have him lift you up and press you into the wall.

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

I myself dont really like the having sex agains the wall thing. This is not even really possible with the adverage size woman unless you are pretty ripped. Contrary to popular belief the adverage woman is slightly over weight and not anything like those movie actresses.

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Hollywoods Best Kept Sex Secrets: Steamy Move #1

2006-07-13T02:48:00.000-07:00

Steamy move #1: Grab some backseat action

Early on in the political thriller No Way Out, Kevin Costner and Sean Young encounter each other at a Washington soiree. After some sizzling eye contact, flirtatious banter and two shots of Stoli, they leave together in a limo...and get right to it, as their chauffeur drives them past the night-lit splendor of Washington's most phallic monument.

Why it's so hot: The risk of being seen, the urgency, the close quarters, even memories of backseat teenage passion combine and combust to fuel the engine of car sex.

Staging secrets: Start out at a movie, a nightclub or a party -- and flirt with each other like crazy. When the time is right, get in the car and head for a spot where you won't be interrupted (such as a country road or a quiet alley). If you don't have a backseat big enough to stretch out in, try sliding the front passenger seat back as far as it will go. This gives you room to kneel on the floor or for you to climb onto his lap. Important: Wear a skirt -- and as little underneath as possible. You want clothing you can push out of the way rather than remove altogether (just in case you're discovered and have to regroup in a hurry).

Hollywood's Best Sex Secrets (Steal 'em Tonight!)

I dont know how much of a secret this is. I am sure that most people out there would have to agree with me that some hot back seat action is always great. I love the excitment of possibly being caught or watched

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Diary Of A Horney Pregnant Woman

2006-07-13T02:39:00.000-07:00

87 days to go! on Jul 9th, 2006 8:58:37 pm EST

well that's what some silly pregnancy web site i signed up for tells me! still sounds like a lot hehe.

i had to enlist j's help yesterday with some trimming of the pink bits. i haven't been able to see/reach properly so things haven't been as nice as i usually like them. so in he came with his electric razor while i stood in the tub to give me a little haircut. once the trimming was complete we had to move onto some more in depth shaving.

so for my next sexy during pregnancy move there i was lying on the bathroom floor with j between my legs shaving me! it was pretty funny. we were expecting a ton of people over for a big bbq in a few hours and the phone had been ringing a lot with last minute questions and i joked someone might call, "what you doing?" hehe

but it all paid off even though we didn't get into bed until nearly 1. the last time we had sex j was putting the moves on and i said "it's really late and i have to get up early". "it'll only take a few minutes" j said. so i sighed, jokingly, and said ok. 8 minutes later we were all happy and snuggled and ready to doze! so last night i said "it's 12:41!" and he said "8 minutes remember" with a smile. "oh yeah?" i said as he climbed between my legs sliding right in. "gee you were ready" he said.

everything felt really nice with less fuzziness and so i moved against him grinding into him and of course the bunny. i was done quickly, i've always had kick ass orgasms and my pregnancy ones are awesome but feel a bit different from normal somehow. so i took a moment to regroup and then encouraged j to have his way with me. he shuddered and collapsed beside me at 12:50. "9 minutes!" i said as if he broke some rules. "but you know, we didn't really start until 12:42" j replied. smartass
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3 nights in a row!! on Jun 26th, 2006 8:21:26 pm EST

ok well the first night wasn't really a night, he tried but i was dead tired!

j hasn't been sleeping with me since i'm a snore monster during pregnancy it seems. he's been camping out on the couch, or across the hall in the spare room. but now his parent's are here for a visit and he has no choice but to sleep with me! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA

anyhow so friday was the first night together in a while. he put some moves on but honestly i was exhausted from all the work with report cards and around the house, i was beat. so when saturday night arrived we were both ready for some loving. of course you never realise how loud vibrating toys are until you actually have to be aware of how much noise you're making! between the giggles and 'shhhhh's we managed to have some fun. i don't know if i was anxious that we might get heard or holding back to be quiet but things weren't happening for me, despite the bunny, doggie style (my fav) and some other positions. so i just let j have his way with me.

so of course i was delighted, although surprised, when he got into bed on my side last night and directly climbed between my legs. 'oh yeah?' i asked with a smile. 'yep' he said. and that was that. once again we got the bunny out but since it was a warmer night we had the little AC in the window on and what do you know it masks the sound of the bunny perfectly! we were just enjoying boring old man on top, trying to work around the belly, and i was just grinding into j hard and close while the bunny vibrated on my clit. it couldn't have been more than 30 thrusts/strokes and i was enjoying a lovely orgasm. i had to yank the bunny off since it was pretty intense. 'what do you want?' i asked j and he just replied, 'i think this is fine' and just went crazy thrusting into me. it was nice. we collapsed sweaty and happy. wonder what tonight brings
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2 beds but still fun on Jun 6th, 2006 9:08:18 pm EST

we were away for saturday night. when we opened our hotel room i heard j happily say 'yes! i get my own bed!' of course i had mixed feelings because having your own space is nice but snuggles are nice too.

when we finally went to bed after the days events i was reading in my bed and j was watching some tv in his. we had been at a wedding and i guess the loud music was making the baby move so i invited j over to feel it. it's not really at the point where he can feel it yet, guess i have the advantage of feeling it on the inside and outside. but he kissed my belly anyhow and then leaned down and kissed my pussy and said 'i'll be back for you later' it was cute.

so later came and he hopped back over to my bed and we had some oral fun, well i received some lovely tongue lashings. then i climbed on top, fully intending to slide back down and return the oral favour but i guess i got carried away and the belly wasn't in the way too much so i just rode him until he came that way. we snuggled for a bit and then he wandered back to his own bed . . . sadly, i got the wet spot
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belly intruding on Jun 6th, 2006 8:28:18 pm EST

well we finally found some time for lovin' on the weekend. saturday morning j was apparently feeling frisky and we had the time for once and i wasn't tired, since i'm in bed by about 9 lately. unfortunately, we learned that my belly is starting to impede such activities.

first we tried j on top but he complained it was in the way. so we switched to me on top but still noticed a difference. i couldn't really lay down close onto him and staying up was a bit difficult too. of course he also commented on my belly while i was up there so that probably didn't help.

eventually he told me to just get on my knees and he jumped up behind me. not that i'm complaining, i love it like that, but i found it funny since i'm pretty sure that's how our little one was made
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hungry rant on May 30th, 2006 9:38:16 pm EST

k so i need my man!

lately it seems he has a legion of reasons to not find time to have some bedroom fun with me, hockey, work, things on his mind, being stressed . . .blahblahblahblah. but in about 4 months things are going to get even more complicated around here so time is of the essence!! we have to seize the day!!! i know i may not be the hottest thing out there what with my expanding belly and all but c'mon!

so j GET YOUR ASS INTO BED WITH ME!!!!!
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Naughty Secrets

Just stumbled across this blog while I was looking for some new sex secrets for you. It read through some of the posts and found it quite interesting. I just want to see the woman that is posting this. Hopefully you will find this a good read as well. Hopefully I will have a new sex secret for you really soon.

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Males - Have Multiple Orgasms

2006-07-13T02:33:00.000-07:00

For Men: How to Have Multiple Orgasms Part 1
Enabling a man to have multiple orgasms and keep his erection even after orgasm is simple. The problem is that learning how to do this is elusive. Many components are involved including, Tai Chi Breathing, Meditation, Chi Guiding, and finally Physical Stimulation. But we will start somewhere simple.

The answer begins with the corpus cavernosum urethræ. As a man, Yourself and your partner can practice this. After erect, stroke the kidney reflexology region of the penis at the same rate as your pulse (see illustration below... Tantra Sex ).

This will raise your pulse. You will also want the rest of your penis to be stimulated. When your pulse is as high as it can get without accellerating, move up to the liver region (the bottom half of erect penis) and repeat.

Finally, when you just cant take any more, move up to rub from the liver region to the stomach region. Do not touch the bulb or head of the penis. And stop rubbing the kidney part of the penis. Remember, you are ONLY rubbing the corpus cavernosum urethræ.

This lesson will teach the man to have an orgasm without contact to the head of the penis. This is anologous to a G-Spot Orgasm for a woman where the clitoris is NOT stimulated. The rubbing of the kidney part of the penis and the bulb will create higher ejaculation pressure. So avoiding those areas will help train you to distance your orgasm from your ejaculations.

Distancing and seperating your orgasm from your ejaculations is necessary because you will begin to learn how to have multiple orgasms without ejaculating. Hence, experience multiple male orgasms without loosing your erection.

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This is a great post. You usally hear about women and having multiple orgasms but rarely do you really hear about men and them having multiple orgasmns. Well guess what, here is another sex secret exposed. There is a technique that can be used to reach multiple orgasms for males as well.

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Some Great Sex Questions Answered

2006-07-12T00:53:00.002-07:00

Too touchy in public

By Steve & Mia Weekender Wire Services

Q : I dearly love my boyfriend and enjoy his affection, but he has this habit of carrying things too far in public. Sometimes he puts his hands all over me. It’s embarrassing. But when I push his hands away, he gets all pouty and hurt, and the evening is ruined. How should I handle this?

A : Mia: PDA (public displays of affection) can be annoying, but he is just trying to show his “luuurve” for you. The next time he gets too friendly when you’re out on the town, sexily whisper in his ear, “Save those hands until later when I can really put them to use.”That will get him hot and bothered without hurting his feelings.

Steve: Also gently remind him that a good relationship has equal partners. our feelings are as important as his, and he shouldn’t want to make you uncomfortable.

Q : Why is it with sex, women can limit you sexually (oral, no oral, etc.), but a man has to come with the sex secrets of King Solomon?

A : Steve: King Solomon had sex secrets? Did he write them down anywhere? Honestly, no woman ever asked me for sex secrets. aybe I’m just not the kind of guy anyone would think to ask a question like that. Now you’ve depressed me.

Mia: Secrets? I think most women are just looking for the same thing as men - enthusiasm and willingness to experiment. And if you don’t get that in a partner, then I suggest you keep looking.

Q : I was at a friend’s house Saturday night to watch two boxing matches. He had several other friends there, one other woman and four men. We all chatted and had a good time.

Today, my friend told me that one of the guys is interested in me and wanted to know what my situation is. I’m 32 and single, and this guy is older than me. I’d say he’s at least 43. I am not even slightly intrigued by the guy. Should I politely tell my friend I’m not interested?

A : Steve: In a word, yes. “Mercy” dating just to appease a friend is always a bad idea.

Mia: In my experience, even the most expensive dinner tastes lousy if you’re eating it with someone you don’t like. So don’t bother. You’ll only waste an evening and annoy your friend.

Q : A few weeks ago, I farted during sex with my girlfriend. She didn’t say anything, but now I feel really weird around her, and I’m worried that she doesn’t want to have sex with me anymore. What should I do?

A : Mia: Bummer. I hope she wasn’t near the area when it happened. Unfortunately, you can’t control your body all the time, and I’m sure your girlfriend knows that. Seduce her with some really wonderful lovemaking tonight. I’m sure that will push the gas out of her mind.

Steve: Well, that’s not as bad as taking her out to a club and then flirting with someone else. It’s embarrassing, but if she doesn’t mention it, you should be fine.

Times Leader | 06/28/2006 | Too touchy in public

This is a great little colum out of the Times Leader. I will have to try and check back to this every now and again for updates. Hopefully it should be updated at least weekly. I will try and keep you up to date.

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Sex Secrets Exposed: Multiple Orgasms

2006-04-26T19:12:00.000-07:00

The majority of women who have experienced both kinds of orgasms claim that it is easier to have multiple G-spot orgasms than it is to have multiple clitoral orgasms. If an orgasm turns its lovely head towards you while the two of you two are playing with each other try the following. Try whispering some words of encouragement (and perhaps turn up the heat just a little bit), but basically continue pleasuring her through her orgasm. Then continue and you will possible go right into a next one. If it still keeps feeling good for both of you, what's the point of stopping now? There is often a chain reaction with multiple G-spot orgasms coming one after another. Every one makes the next one feel even better, and makes most anything else sexual feel much better too.

However, as stated earlier everybody different, and the quality is far more important than the quantity.

It is true however that for some women playing with the G-Spot may become more likely to result in orgasm over a little period of time. Usually a few weeks or months after first starting to experiment with it. It is also very true that the intensity of orgasms may be directly related to pubococcygeal muscle tone This is another incentive for doing regular PC muscle exercises.

If you are a woman and you would like to try stimulating your G-Spot while masturbating try this. Use a good combination of toys. Most women would use a vibrator which can be used on your clit as you're getting warmed up as well as penetration.

In general it is not a very good idea to have a huge ego or emotional stake in having or giving your partner orgasms or multiple orgasms. Many sex educators believe it is not good to get "goal oriented" about something that's supposed to be for pleasure.

Sex Secrets Exposed: Common Questions About Your Penis

2006-04-25T22:26:00.000-07:00

What is the average size of the penis and what are the extremes?

According to some experts, the average size is 5.9 inches and 90% of all penises are between 5.1 inches and 7 inches.

The world records for a fully functional penises are as follows. On the low end it is 0.6 inches. On the high end it is a whooping 11.7 inches.

Can my penis size be increased?

Yes. There are two widely known and practiced surgical procedures to increase penis size-- the Bihari Procedure, and Fat Injection.

The Bihari Procedure consists of cutting loose the ligament that attaches the base of the penis to the body. This gives an adverage of between one-half and two inches of increased over all length to the penis. However, because the penis is no longer secured to the persons body an erection will no longer point strait up.

Fat Injection consists of removing fat from the backs of the patients thighs and injecting it into the body of the penis to make the penis girth larger (wideness). In most cases the body rejects a fairly large portion of the fat injection. This procedure may need to be repeated several times and each operation carries with it a severe risk of infection. I strongly disagree with this procedure.

What is circumcision and why is it done?

Male circumcision is the surgical removal of the foreskin from the penis. When performed in a hospital, it is usually done very shortly after birth by a acting doctor or midwife. Circumcisions are also given to Jewish boys by a mohel in a ceremony eight days after birth.

Some Islamic boys are circumcised when they are older, around age 12 (ouch).
The majority of American boys are circumcised as it is a common practice in this day and age.

The more common reasons for circumcision include: better hygiene, "normal" or
"better" appearance, and "many believe his penis should look just like his father's."

Some of the more common reasons against circumcision include: it is no longer necessary for hygienic reasons; it is a very painful procedure, barbaric practice; possibility of infection or surgical error; "normal" or "better" appearance; "his penis should look like his father's.", and "much greater sensitivity of uncircumcised penis."

I hope this clears up some common misconceptions about the penis.

Sex Secrets Exposed: How To Maximize Your Ejaculation

2006-04-25T19:27:00.000-07:00

How To Maximize Your Ejaculation

I once had a client ask me this question. "How do I make my ejaculate more powerful regarding distance and quantity of semen?"

Ok first off let's start with distance. To begin, the pelvic floor muscle plays a very important part in the strength of your erection and ejaculatory control. In fact it is almost completely responsible for this.

To find this muscle start by simply stopping the flow of urine. You will feel the muscle contracting at the base of your penis and across the pelvic floor muscle, including your anus. When you first start feeling your climax begin, completely tighten the pelvic floor muscles as hard as you possible can.

The automatic contractions of the orgasm will inevitably begin and due to the pressure you are exerting with the sustained muscular tension, your load should shoot much farther than usual.

To gain even more power and distance, there are two options you have. Firstly, involve some sort of anal penetration into your solo sex. Slipping in a butt plug or your fingers will put some pressure on the prostate and urinary tract. A good example of how this works is when you mash your thumb over the opening of a freely flowing water hose.

When the pressure releases it makes the water stream shoot farther and harder. Second, increasing and prolonging your level of arousal can help to increase the amount of semen you produce. Some of the most powerful ejaculations will occur after a sustained period of high arousal.

Now lets move on to quantity. This completely depends on the individual, his age, and the length of time since he has last ejaculated. Some guys come a little bit, some come a lot, and age has a lot to do with the amount of semen discharged during ejaculation.

Instead of saving up your semen in order to blow a bigger load, I would suggest coming on a regular basis. Why should you focus on the quantity of your semen? I'd much rather pay more attention to the quality of the orgasms and the pleasure one gets in sex with yourself and with your partners.

I hope you enjoy the sex secret I have just divulged to you. Very few people know how this works and how to improve on it. Consider yourself one of the lucky ones. I once had a client ask me this question. "How do I make my ejaculate more powerful regarding distance and quantity of semen?"

Ok first off let's start with distance. To begin, the pelvic floor muscle plays a very important part in the strength of your erection and ejaculatory control. In fact it is almost completely responsible for this.

To find this muscle start by simply stopping the flow of urine. You will feel the muscle contracting at the base of your penis and across the pelvic floor muscle, including your anus. When you first start feeling your climax begin, completely tighten the pelvic floor muscles as hard as you possible can.

The automatic contractions of the orgasm will inevitably begin and due to the pressure you are exerting with the sustained muscular tension, your load should shoot much farther than usual.

To gain even more power and distance, there are two options you have. Firstly, involve some sort of anal penetration into your solo sex. Slipping in a butt plug or your fingers will put some pressure on the prostate and urinary tract. A good example of how this works is when you mash your thumb over the opening of a freely flowing water hose.

When the pressure releases it makes the water stream shoot farther and harder. Second, increasing and prolonging your level of arousal can help to increase the amount of semen you produce. Some of the most powerful ejaculations will occur after a sustained period of high arousal.

Now lets move on to quantity. This completely depends on the individual, his age, and the length of time since he has last ejaculated. Some guys come a little bit, some come a lot, and age has a lot to do with the amount of semen discharged during ejaculation.

Instead of saving up your semen in order to blow a bigger load, I would suggest coming on a regular basis. Why should you focus on the quantity of your semen? I'd much rather pay more attention to the quality of the orgasms and the pleasure one gets in sex with yourself and with your partners.

I hope you enjoy the sex secret I have just divulged to you. Very few people know how this works and how to improve on it. Consider yourself one of the lucky ones.

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2006-04-25T07:37:00.000-07:00

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Welcome To The Sex Secrets Blog

2006-04-24T19:42:00.000-07:00

Hello and welcome. Come pull up a seat as long as you dont practice the secrets I'm about to reveal in this blog while your in it. I will be your sex god today and I will be letting you in on some of the worlds most closely guarded sex secrets.

The Sex Secrets I am going to let you in on have been kept under lock and key for ages by such people as the gigalo's of Amsterdam, The Ming Dynasty, and some very loyal Showdin Monks that took a vow of silence over it. Now it is my turn to pass these sex secrets down to you.

But first you must SWEAR to me that you will do the same by keeping them a secret. The governments of the world would be insanely pissed and the world will become over pupulated to the point there may be a nuclear war just to thin the population.

There are great consaquinces involved if everybody knew how to pleasure your partner every single time. The world would be on big orgy and there would end up being babies everywhere.

So now I have to ask you to raise your right leg and repeat these words outloud. "I Your name swear to never let anybody know the sex secrets I will find out here to anybody no matter how sorry of a lover they really are.If I do so I will totaly fuck up the balance of the world."

Ok now that big step is over. Now to get on with the good stuff. Enjoy reading your very own sex god's highly guarded sex secrets. Now dont forget you took that oath.

I will post as often as I can so come back frequently so you can keep up. If you practice these sex secrets and learn them you to will become a complete sex god. Who knows you may even discover your own sex secrets.